I’ve heard from a very good source.
Sandra’s life is right back on course.
She’s bursting with joy.
From a new baby boy.
And her husband gets served a divorce.

When showing up at Lindsay’s door.
With paps and policemen galore.
It’s really quite sad.
You’re less of a dad.
And more a publicty whore.

Last night they booted Ol’ Kate.
Whose Dancing was quite far from great.
The voting’s a sham.
They’re sending out spam.
But people did not take the bait.

So Larry decided to date.
The sister of wife number eight.
He’s wrinkley and old.
Divorce will unfold.
And now they’ll divide his estate.

This weekend a Tweeter named (Jim) Carrey.
Said things that were very contrary.
He blames Tiger’s wife.
For their marital strife.
Future girlfriends should likely be wary.

Through Twitter they’ve both volunteered.
They weren’t as happy as they appeared.
Cuz now Jim and Jen.
Are both single again.
I put the blame on his beard.

Did you hear the news ’bout Marc Cherry.
Who temper can be legendary.
He got upset.
And hit Nicollette.
Now she’ll get all the cash she can carry.

I would never have imagined that.
Secrest’s hair must be ironed out flat.
He’s Idol’s emcee.
But if it were me.
I’d probably just wear a hat.