Last night the stars of the screen.
Gathered to see and be seen.
I’m sure they were shocked.
As each one was mocked.
That Ricky Gervais was so mean.
Gossip
Grammer Schooled
StandardCamille let it slip that her ex.
As a pre-cursor to sex.
Would sometimes say “Yes”
And slip on a dress.
That’s not going to help her cash checks.
Fit to be Fried
StandardMiss Simpson’s concerned with her weight.
Wants to lose it before its too late.
Not sure what she’s tried.
But Oreos fried.
Will surely cause you to inflate.
Easy Money
StandardMs. Lohan disproves the cliche.
Because offers are coming her way.
The jewelry aside.
And a cushy new ride.
I guess that drugs really DO pay.
Ring in the New Year
StandardYou have to feel sorry for Eddie.
Who’s income’s been rather unsteady.
The ring for LeAnn.
Cost him $85 grand.
He’d have been better off with a teddy.
Brad Attitude
StandardSeems Brad Pitt’s a bit short on tact
‘n said something he needs to retract.
Cuz its wrong to imply.
BP Big wigs should die.
I thought that he got paid to act.
Given the Boot-y
StandardJ. Lopez and the Idol brass.
Have apparently reached an impasse.
But with seating for three.
The problem may be.
There’d hardly be room for that @ss!
Two and A Half… minutes?
StandardAt Christmas time Ol’ Charlie Sheen.
With his wife was abusive and mean.
Seems to me deserved.
More than just ‘time served’
I feel like he’s getting off clean.
Temper, Temper
StandardThere once was a hothead named Jake.
Whose engagement Vienna did break.
He got rather p!ssed.
And balled up a fist.
Which may be his biggest mistake.
Nowhere to Hide
StandardA word to celebrities who cheat.
And are forced to deal with their deceit.
The web, cells, and text.
Have your secrecy vexed.
Tough to keep your liasons discreet.
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