Now Brandi may be the boy’s mom.
But she should be a little more calm.
If LeAnn wants to sing.
It ain’t no big thing.
The woman’s a ticking time-bomb.

My heart breaks for poor Billy Ray.
Who says Disney led Miley astray.
Claims he’s the ‘Fall Guy’.
While his daughter gets high.
But who gladly accepted the pay?

It started when Simpson’s new beau.
Said “Lose weight or I’ll have to go.”
This dude is a knob.
Who ain’t got a job.
I think he’s just after her dough.

Since the troubles emerged for Charles Sheen.
The ratings are highest they’ve seen.
If more watch show,
With hookers & blow.
The incentive’s not there to get clean!

Lindsay’s had quite a rough week.
Caught on video by the boutique.
And now with the theft.
There isn’t much left.
That makes her performance unique.

So Charlie Sheen pulls a hat trick.
With the “rehab and get better” shtick.
Says “I show up for work”
“And these are the perks”
I somehow don’t think it’ll stick.

Because the world thinks he’s a ‘sleaze’.
And treats him like he has disease.
Ed’s hired a dude.
To change how he’s viewed.
And profit from his expertise.

On Monday a surgical team.
Gave cause for the groupies to scream.
They looked at Brett’s chart.
Fixed the “Hole In His Heart“.
Which I thought was a song by Extreme.