As Lindsay gets ready to plea.
It’s rather surprising to me.
She steals from boutiques.
And stays home for two weeks!
Again she will get off scot free.
Gossip
Marriage Terminator
StandardIt’s sad that Arnold and Maria.
Shared their seperation idea.
Before she could pack.
He said, “I’ll be back”
She said “When you do I won’t see ya!”
Haunted House?
StandardThe young Idol kids have been wary.
Of things in their house that are scary.
They think there’s a ghost.
But what scares me the most.
None of them sings well as Carrie.
Money Talk$
StandardLeslie Moonves has found himself stuck.
After Charlie’s been running amuck.
They gave him the sack.
Now they want him back.
Which could leave them in really big trouble. 😉
Wise Quacks
StandardAflac’s severely annoyed.
After part of Japan is destroyed.
Their pitchman’s Tweets.
Weren’t very sweet.
And now he will be unemployed.
Half an Apology?
StandardCharlie Sheen sure has some gaul.
Blaming Jon for no message or call.
He acts like a nut.
Who talks out of his butt.
And now he gives out an “apol’?
One & a Half Men
StandardThe time came for poor CBS.
After Sheen’s many rants to the press.
They were finally inspired.
And told him he’s fired.
As a way to go clean up their mess.
One Toke Over the Line
StandardCharlie must spend the day grinning.
He says life is “bitchin’ and winning.”
He claims AA’s absurd.
And his boss is a turd.
But I think that our patience is thinning.
To Plea or Not to Plea
StandardWe’re patiently waiting to see.
If Lindsay’s accepting a plea.
If yes, then there’s jail.
But even with bail.
She shouldn’t ‘Get Out of Jail Free’.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
StandardTravolta is on the front page.
And finally is showing his age.
Noone will care.
He’s losing his hair.
Now someone should call up Nic Cage.
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