Kris Humphries is without a clue.
See he’s mad at the GMA crew.
They interviewed him,
But they asked about Kim.
Did you think that they cared about you?
Gossip
Lauer Final Hour
StandardToday the rumors are flyin’,
That Matt may be pushed out by Ryan.
I’ve always thought Matt,
Was a big Ass-hat.
So to say that I’m sad would be lyin’.
Leaking Suspicion
StandardLindsay’s new Playboy cover has leaked.
Though it’s early to have it critiqued.
Would you think me bad,
If I told you I had,
Possibly went on and peeked.
The Aviator Ejected
StandardOn an airplane you put up your tray,
And put electronics away.
But Alec said, “No!”
So he had to go.
After causing an hour delay.
Save a Horse… to Ride Home
StandardJohn Rich may be wondering why,
Southwest told him he couldn’t fly.
Drinking’s all right,
If you’re not picking fights.
So instead they just told him “Good Bye”.
No Room for a Groom
StandardWe finally are hearing from Kris,
Who’s marriage to Kim was not bliss.
When the camera lights dimmed,
She didn’t need him.
So now he just wants it dismissed.
10,000 Policemen?
StandardHappy Birthday to Mindy McCready.
Who’s actions of late have been seedy.
She picked up her son,
And went on the run!
The return trip had better be speedy!
Bob Miley
StandardOn Friday, Ms. Cyrus decreed,
She smokes quite a lot of the weed.
Her friends now contest,
It was only in jest.
But I don’t think their ruse will succeed.
Two & a Half “Mill”?
StandardThough it had us all scratching our jaws.
It seems Charlie Sheen has a clause.
He still gets paid.
For every show made.
Regardless who earns the applause.
Last Action Zero
StandardOl’ Arnold’s philandering ways.
Had him humping the people he pays.
The housekeeper hid.
That he fathered her kid.
Most people just offer a raise.
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