I know you’ll be tempted to scoff,
But the third times the charm for The Hoff!
Hayley said “yes”,
And I wish them success.
Assuming it isn’t called off.

I admit that I find myself bitter,
At the endless death hoaxes on Twitter.
Though Cher is not dead,
The rumors have spread.
But it’s a tad soon to Obit her.

Does anyone else think it’s sad,
That they’re questioning Khloe’s real dad?
It wasn’t The Juice,
Who Robert cut loose.
So the stylist’s the next name to add.

Remember O’l Tiger’s ex, Elin?
She was finding her house unappealin’.
So she leveled the place,
And there’s egg on her face,
Cuz all her supporters are squealin’!

In an effort to make Christmas merry,
Mike Fisher bought for his wife Carrie,
A cow work of art.
That he knew touched her heart.
I’m glad she’s a fan of the dairy.

The divorce is now final for Mel,
Who’s life isn’t going too well.
With his venomous spews,
And bigotted views,
A comeback would be a tough sell!

We’re hearing that Angie & Brad,
Who enjoy being Mommy & Dad,
Are thinking that maybe,
It’s time for a baby.
I just hope there’s room in their pad!