More trouble is brewing for Jill.
Who developed a lose weight fast pill.
But when folks stayed fat.
Her business fell flat.
And the lawyers will sue with great skill.
TV
I-dull Loser
StandardI find I can barely disguise.
My delight when the Idol dude cries.
I know it sounds crass.
But his failure to pass.
Can hardly come as a surprise.
Bikini Boy
StandardSo last night our old Intern Ty.
Became Idol’s most famous guy.
He’s kind of a weenie.
And wore a bikini.
His Hollywood hopes didn’t fly.
*Ty’s a great guy. Check out his FB page at http://tinyurl.com/ybsg889
Nice try
StandardThe guy who extorted Ol’ Dave.
And accused him of being a knave.
Tried to get the case dropped.
But his strategy flopped.
Now its HIS butt he’s trying to save.
Turn the Other Chin
StandardJay Leno is trying to imply.
That the network can kiss him goodbye.
But let’s not pretend.
He won’t stay in the end.
And doesn’t like to be the bad guy.
Idol’s Back
StandardIt’s always amazing to me.
When Idol returns to TV.
Thousands come from afar.
Hoping they’ll be a star.
But of talent there’s no guarantee.
Censorship? No.
StandardAdam Lambert is once again banned.
From live tv by network command.
Despite what they say.
It’s not cuz he’s gay.
He’s not trusted to do what’s been planned.
Woe is Dave
StandardThere was a TV host named Dave.
who’s marriage he’s hoping to save.
If the camera’s were on,
All hope of that’s gone.
He should’ve just learned to behave.
Bye Natalie
StandardOn ABC’s live Dancing show.
Young Natalie got the “heave-ho”.
But I must confess,
She’s so hot in that dress,
That I’m sorry to see her go.
No Bromance?
StandardSo Idol told Simon and Ryan.
of the bromance their always implyin’.
No jokes about gays.
While DeGeneres stays.
But I doubt that they’ll be complyin’.
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