The time came for poor CBS.
After Sheen’s many rants to the press.
They were finally inspired.
And told him he’s fired.
As a way to go clean up their mess.
TV
Lip Service
StandardThis morning I may have been wrong.
When I said I could learn a new song.
Now to my shame.
He picked “Jesse James”
Repercussions will prob’ly be long.
Idol Chatter
StandardThough some people may find it cruel.
On Idol, when Nick lost his cool.
His girlfriend got through.
But they said “Not You.”
And he pouted and looked like a tool.
Primal Scream
StandardSo Idol unleashed their new theme.
And singers are chasing their dream.
When it comes to Judge Steve.
Just one minor pet peeve.
I’ve grown tired of hearing him scream.
‘Golden’ Opportunity
StandardLast night the stars of the screen.
Gathered to see and be seen.
I’m sure they were shocked.
As each one was mocked.
That Ricky Gervais was so mean.
Paarti Pooper
StandardWhile watching Next Food Network Star.
Did no one else find it bizarre.
That through edit and spin.
They MADE Aarti win.
Just how dumb do they think we are.
Hard of Hearing
StandardEach year the ACM’s I have found.
Have terrible trouble with sound.
It’s real hard to sing.
When you can’t hear a thing.
And the stars do their best to rebound.
Long Live the King
StandardThe Idols did songs from The King.
And Lambert’s the mentor they bring?
I’m not trying to suggest.
They did less than their best.
It’s too bad there’s not one that can sing.
I’m (still) with Coco
StandardThe latest news to hit the press.
Is that Conan lands on TBS.
He’s willing and able.
But a new show on cable.
Will not match his prior success.
‘Dancing’ Diva
StandardKate Gosselin has spent lots of cash-es.
For highights and new longer lashes.
She’s hoping your vote.
Will keep her afloat.
She’ll be gone long before Neicey Nash is.
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