This afternoon I head back to C-O.
Where they just got dumped on by snow.
Now maybe I’m old.
Or too soft for the cold.
But a parka may be apropos.
Simply Shotgun
Tire-d Excuse
StandardSo last night my friend Mindy Lou.
Called and told me her tire just blew.
And I’m thinking that stinks.
She was s’posed to buy drinks.
Now I wonder if that’s really true.
Special Delivery
StandardThis morning with sleep in my eyes.
I received a care package surprise.
Don’t know what’s inside.
But it came from my bride.
I just hope it’s not cleaning supplies.
No Ink-ling
StandardLast week I learned something new.
My wife likes the sleeve of tattoos.
Don’t ask me why.
Cuz I’m not that guy.
Perhaps I should go get a few.
Aching feet
StandardSince I reside in the Lone Star State.
I feel I could no longer wait.
It would be well suited.
To be cowboy boot-ed.
Now I just need to learn to walk straight.
Dinner Dilemma
StandardWhen cooking last night, right on cue.
The can opener wouldn’t cut through.
I about went berserk.
When the thing didn’t work.
So I had to run out and buy new.
Snap, Crackle…
StandardIt seems that whenever I fly.
When the plane’s 30,000 feet high.
My ears keep popping.
And they’re not stopping.
No matter what remedy I try.
Slipping Up
StandardLately I realize I’ve been lax.
While filling the new site with facts.
Like a very bad host.
I’ve forgotten to post.
And I certainly don’t want the axe.
Toein’ the Line
StandardReturning to San Antonio.
I passed drivers with vehicles in tow.
To see more than three.
Seems excessive to me.
No wonder the traffic was slow.
Grocery Disposal
StandardIt put me in quite a bad mood.
When housekeeping tossed out my food.
But rather than pout.
I just had to dine out.
So my diet’s officialy screwed.
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