Today it is Valentine’s Day.
The day that I take time to say.
To the woman I love.
That she’s all I think of.
And hope she won’t trade me away. 🙂

At the Rodeo who did I spy?
But Food Network superstar Guy!
I shuffled up quick.
He posed for a pic.
And I went off to have a man-cry. 🙂

My buddy Alex Edwards, who does a morning show in Wisconsin, busted me for being lazy and not doing the Daily Limericks.  He said he’d even contribute to give me the kick in the ass I need for 2011.  My New Year’s Resolution is to get back to doing it regularly.

But… you may occasionally see him with a byline. 🙂

So this weekend I seem to be free.
With no place that I have to be.
Course I’ve no place to go.
And I’m tight with my dough.
Plus I don’t like hanging with me.

Lately what’s got me irate.
Is the packing on of extra weight.
Though to go for a run.
Wouldn’t be any fun.
Perhaps it is something I ate?

I’m not normally one to complain.
But today I am writhing in pain.
I crawled out of bed.
And I can’t move my head.
What a bad day to give up cocaine. (j/k)

Last night while cooking fried rice.
And some peppers preparing to dice.
My finger did slip.
And I sliced off the tip.
Guess my home cooking comes with a price.