On a New Year’s Eve such as this,
I celebrate my wedded bliss.
Asleep I will fall,
And when they drop the ball,
My wife wakes me up for a kiss. 🙂
Simply Shotgun
Resolu-shunned
StandardAt year’s end we stop to reflect,
And find things that we should correct.
But hard as I try,
I’m such a great guy,
There was nothing that I could detect. 😉
Christmas Toast
StandardThe best part of Christmas each year,
Is the salute to the ones who aren’t here.
While some loved ones have past,
Their memories last.
And we toast with a drink and a tear.
No Take Backs
StandardI always get nervous to shop.
And hope that my gifts aren’t a flop.
So for each Christmas treat,
I save the receipt.
Then at least they can take it to swap.
Icing Violation
StandardWhile inspecting the cookies to frost.
The broken ones need to be tossed.
So tasty and sweet,
I know I can’t eat,
But my self-restraint usually gets lost.
Hitting the Road
StandardAs I hang up the “Gone Fishing” sign,
And hang with that family of mine.
You won’t miss my rhymes,
Or BONUS Word times,
Cuz they’ll still be posted online!
Jukebox Jinx
StandardThe Jukebox has me in a bind.
If I don’t want vacation declined.
We need to begin,
To have more people win,
Or the Mrs. will kick my behind.
Leaking Suspicion
StandardLindsay’s new Playboy cover has leaked.
Though it’s early to have it critiqued.
Would you think me bad,
If I told you I had,
Possibly went on and peeked.
A limerick for my snow bound friends:
StandardThe Midwest is covered in snow.
To empty our driveways we blow.
So Why is it now,
They come through with the plow?
It seems as if somehow they know!
Lip Service
StandardThis morning I may have been wrong.
When I said I could learn a new song.
Now to my shame.
He picked “Jesse James”
Repercussions will prob’ly be long.
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