Adam Lambert is once again banned.
From live tv by network command.
Despite what they say.
It’s not cuz he’s gay.
He’s not trusted to do what’s been planned.
Gossip
Tee’d Off
StandardWhen Tiger confessed to his honey.
He’s been humping around like a bunny.
She chased him outside.
And smashed up his ride.
And now she’ll get half of his money.
Lilo tantrum
StandardA boutique presented Lindsay.
With two grand of jewelery for free.
But she wanted more.
And stormed out of the store.
Why she was invited? Beats me!
Hava nagila?
StandardSince the Gosslein’s dissovled their “I Do”.
It seems like Jon’s stepping in poo.
Away went the cash.
He changed heart in a flash.
And now he decides he’s a Jew?
Woe is Dave
StandardThere was a TV host named Dave.
who’s marriage he’s hoping to save.
If the camera’s were on,
All hope of that’s gone.
He should’ve just learned to behave.
Repo Boobs?
StandardThere was a contestant named Carrie,
Who was asked if gay people should marry.
But who would have guessed.
That they’d take back her breasts.
Cuz her answer they felt was contrary.
Messy
StandardJon’s nasty divorce with Kate.
Brings us whole new levels of hate.
Jon may be a slob.
But he’ll need a job.
Cuz she’s seeking support for the Eight.
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