For a singer, winning a Grammy,
S’like a ball player hitting a Grand Slammy.
But please take your time,
When onstage you climb.
And be careful you don’t pull a hammy.
TV
No HOUSE Calls
StandardI’m taking a moment to grouse,
Because Fox is canceling House.
Now every Monday,
There will be no way,
To avoid hanging out with my spouse. 😉
Rapier Twit
StandardGolden Globes Host Ricky Gervais,
Is thinking of changing his ways!
He’ says he’s not mean,
So he’s keeping it clean.
Much to the networks dismays.
Six Pound Hammer
StandardLast night I watched Man vs Food,
Where they found two crazy young dudes,
Try in Title Town.
To force a Gravedigger down.
And when they were defeated I booed.
America’s Got Blue Talent
StandardNext Summer we’ll watch Howard Stern,
Give TV Talent Judging a turn.
He’s abrasive and rude,
So when they get sued,
Perhaps then The Hoff will return! 🙂
FOX-y Awards Show
StandardThe ACA’s are tonight on TV.
And we’ll all be watching to see,
Our favorite stars,
Strap on their guitars,
With Trace Adkins as the emcee!
Two & a Half “Mill”?
StandardThough it had us all scratching our jaws.
It seems Charlie Sheen has a clause.
He still gets paid.
For every show made.
Regardless who earns the applause.
Tears of Joy
StandardYou must be a fan of John Rich.
When Meatloaf gave his teary pitch.
He said “What the heck,
I’ll write you a check.”
And Star just looked more like a witch!
Haunted House?
StandardThe young Idol kids have been wary.
Of things in their house that are scary.
They think there’s a ghost.
But what scares me the most.
None of them sings well as Carrie.
Half an Apology?
StandardCharlie Sheen sure has some gaul.
Blaming Jon for no message or call.
He acts like a nut.
Who talks out of his butt.
And now he gives out an “apol’?
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