Anyone who knows me knows that I am completely snake-bit when it comes to buying any and ALL things with a motor. I decided to try my luck with a used scooter, less than a month later…
I recently purchased a scoot.
To save gas money on my commute.
Today it just stopped,
Emitted a “POP”!
And I pushed it two miles in a suit.
For heartburn I must take a pill.
Then I can eat what I will.
But today it was silly,
To get Chicken Chili,
Cuz I’m paying much more than the bill!
I’m taking a moment to grouse,
Because Fox is canceling House.
Now every Monday,
There will be no way,
To avoid hanging out with my spouse. 😉
Gisele asks her family to pray,
For when Tom and the Patriots play.
It may be a sin,
But I don’t care who wins,
As long as we have a buffet!
Well physical time’s come around,
And it seems I’ve put on a few pounds.
But what makes me flinch,
Is shrinking an inch!
Cuz I’m not that high off of the ground!
We Northeast Wisconsin folk,
Are ensheathed in Jack Frost’s icy cloak.
Cold fingers and toes,
And frost bitten nose.
It just makes me glad I don’t smoke.
In the winter I feel like I’m trapped.
Each thing I touch I get zapped!
Electricity,
With SPARKS I can see!
I’m finding it hard to adapt! 😦
And a bonus haiku…
Everywhere I go
Static Electricity
My fingers are numb
This week it appears I’ve been faced,
With water that has a foul taste.
Yesterday’s jug,
Had a rubbery chug.
And today’s has the flavor of paste!
As the mercury starts dipping lower,
It seems I may need a snow thrower.
Could my wife be swayed,
To come to my aid?
It’s obvious that you don’t know her.
My garage door motor is marred,
And fixing the thing is too hard.
But to go lift the door,
Is also a chore.
So instead I just park in the yard.
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