Today you can come out and see,
Acres of tents and RV’s.
Stop and Say “Hi”,
And it’s possible I,
Will give you a hat or a tee.
Radio show
Jukebox Jinx
StandardThe Jukebox has me in a bind.
If I don’t want vacation declined.
We need to begin,
To have more people win,
Or the Mrs. will kick my behind.
Lip Service
StandardThis morning I may have been wrong.
When I said I could learn a new song.
Now to my shame.
He picked “Jesse James”
Repercussions will prob’ly be long.
Safety First!
StandardI may be the joke of the town.
But my life jacket will be around.
Because I can’t swim.
Though the chances are slim.
And Jesse would just let me drown.
River Run #1
StandardOn Jesse and My River Run.
We’re promising hours of fun.
We’ll grab some ice cubes.
And jump in the tubes.
And float all day long in the sun.
Born to Lose
StandardI’m not quite sure why I forget.
When Jesse persuades me to bet.
That I should refuse.
Cuz I always lose.
And go a bit deeper in debt.
I Hate Mondays
StandardSo here’s how my Monday began.
The electronic s#!t hit the fan.
The computer is broke.
Which is really no joke.
I may have to open a can!
Engaging Dilemma
StandardA guy asks the gal he was hitchin’.
To choose from a ring or a kitchen.
If she chooses one thing.
And it ain’t the ring.
I think that she shouldn’t be b!tchin’.
Turned Around
StandardMy friend Jesse has cause for concern.
Seems he made an illegal U-turn.
Now he’s headed to court.
Where he’ll likely fall short.
It’s a quite pricey lesson to learn.
SA Rodeo
StandardThe Rodeo’s now in week two.
And the first ten days really flew.
One of today’s perks.
We’ll be hanging with Dierks.
And hopefully sipping a brew.
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