Your congress wants stations to pay.
For every song that they play.
If this bill goes through.
You’ll hear nothing new.
Because radio may go away.
Radio show
Bikini Boy
StandardSo last night our old Intern Ty.
Became Idol’s most famous guy.
He’s kind of a weenie.
And wore a bikini.
His Hollywood hopes didn’t fly.
*Ty’s a great guy. Check out his FB page at http://tinyurl.com/ybsg889
Chuckle, Chuckle…
StandardWhen it comes to the rodeo shows.
We’re making sure everyone goes.
But if you’re going to call.
Without listening at all.
I’m afraid that we may come to blows. 🙂
San Antonio Stroll
StandardWhen moving into a new city.
And working to try and be witty.
We’ll do what we know.
As we start our first show.
And try hard not to be #@$tty.
Fresh Ink
StandardMy friends the rumors are true.
That the WOLF has bid us adieu.
I’ll miss doing the show.
After getting let go.
But I think I’ll go get a tattoo.
O Tannenbaum
StandardTelling Jesse was a mistake.
That our Christmas Tree is a fake.
He says that its bad.
But my kids are glad.
Cuz it gives me more time to bake.
Why Women Hate Us
StandardA survey asked gals coast to coast.
Of men what’s the things they hate most.
They say we don’t try.
We watch what they buy.
And with feelings we’re dumb as a post.
Luau Friday
StandardThough the news today may be weighty.
The tempurature could be near eighty.
To celebrate big.
We roasted a pig.
Which is causing my waist to inflate-y.
Nice visit
StandardDay three of my chilly vacation.
I stopped in to see my old station.
They say I look great.
and that I’ve lost some weight.
And handed me an application.
Destruct-O Ty
StandardSo Jesse sent young Intern Ty.
To his office for daquiri supply.
While there by himself.
Ty ripped down a shelf.
And left Jesse’s office a sty.
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