Gary Oldman went on Jimmy Kimmel last night to apologize for comments he made that offended some people in a recent Playboy magazine article. He sounded very sincere and upset. I’m a big fan, and I haven’t read the article, but I hope people forgive him.
Oldman on Jim Kimmels show,
Said his Playboy remarks were quite low.
He made comments on Jews,
And political views,
And he’s woefully eating the crow.
We’re all watching William and Kate.
And approaching the baby’s due date.
A girl or a boy
This bundle of joy.
Is delighting in making us wait.
Last night Will Schuester from GLEE
Reportedly dropped to one knee.
Now the dilemma
Is who will tell Emma
Her fiance is no longer free?
It’s a shame about Miss Paula Deen.
Who is leaving the Food Network screen.
We loved all the butter,
but the words that she uttered,
Were racial and therefore obscene.
According to TMZ.com and People.com, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their newborn daughter North West. That lovely nugget inspired today’s Limerick:
Did you hear about Kanye & Kim.
Whose baby was named on a whim.
They thought it was best.
To call her North West.
Her chances for normalcy: Slim.
Daniel Radcliff is very upset,
That no Oscar noms did they get.
But if they counted receipts,
It’s sold enough seats,
To gross more than the national debt!
The NFL and NBC,
Are racing to say “Don’t blame me!”
They would have preferred,
Mia not flip the bird.
And now she’ll be paying the fees!
You have to feel bad for Gisele,
Who’s evening did not end so well.
She says that her beau,
Cannot catch AND throw!
There’s some Packers she also should tell!
Gisele asks her family to pray,
For when Tom and the Patriots play.
It may be a sin,
But I don’t care who wins,
As long as we have a buffet!
It bothers me that Taylor Swift,
Has by the Les Mis folks been stiffed.
We’d love to have seen,
Her play Eponine.
Now millions of fans will be miffed.
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