Today brings the snowstorm named Bucky.
Which will drop ’bout a foot if we’re lucky.
With your milk and your bread,
Better stay home in bed.
Or your vehicle’s bound to get stuck-y!
Funny
Red, White, and BOOM
Independence Day still makes me grin.
From Sun, Beer and tanning of skin.
Though the powder smell lingers,
We have all our fingers,
Which must be considered a win!
15 Yard Penalty for Grossness
StandardDid you hear ’bout the coach up in Maine,
Who was clearly not using his brain?
He posted a pic,
Which featured his (blank).
And strangley, the parents complained. LOL
Pants on Fire
StandardIt seems Brandi’s intimate fling,
With Butler did not mean a thing.
She says he’s a wiz.
He don’t know who she is.
I’m betting that that’s gotta sting!
Bold Turkey
StandardWhen accepting his first Golden Moose,
Craig Morgan used the excuse,
To thank those who fight,
For what they think’s right.
But the turkey’s don’t like the abuse!
Ghost Ship
StandardWhen a Caribbean Cruise features Kate,
People aren’t taking the bait.
If she’s on the trip,
They’d rather jump ship.
I’d be hoping my raft would inflate.
Sock it to me, Jesus!
StandardA woman in Kent had a shock,
When she saw Jesus’ face in her sock.
While it dried on the line,
She built it a shrine.
And I’ll bet they’re lined up ’round the block.
Save a Horse… to Ride Home
StandardJohn Rich may be wondering why,
Southwest told him he couldn’t fly.
Drinking’s all right,
If you’re not picking fights.
So instead they just told him “Good Bye”.
Dads of the Year
StandardMike wrote a letter to Billy.
To praise him for parenting skill-y.
Says the media’s bad.
They are each a great dad.
That notion is patently silly.
Fit to be Fried
StandardMiss Simpson’s concerned with her weight.
Wants to lose it before its too late.
Not sure what she’s tried.
But Oreos fried.
Will surely cause you to inflate.
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