Ms. Paula Abdul is a star.
Who often acts rather bizarre.
A photographer fell.
And let go of his cell.
She thought they were bugging her car.
Funny
Conjugal Visit?
StandardAt the Masters next week in Augusta.
Where Tiger will kick off the rust-a.
The porn star named James.
May be crashing the games.
So I hope he can control his lust-a.
Tire-d Excuse
StandardSo last night my friend Mindy Lou.
Called and told me her tire just blew.
And I’m thinking that stinks.
She was s’posed to buy drinks.
Now I wonder if that’s really true.
Bikini Boy
StandardSo last night our old Intern Ty.
Became Idol’s most famous guy.
He’s kind of a weenie.
And wore a bikini.
His Hollywood hopes didn’t fly.
*Ty’s a great guy. Check out his FB page at http://tinyurl.com/ybsg889
Aerial Assault
StandardWhen pulling in our parking lot.
I was pleased to get the closest spot.
But far from good luck.
Ten birds crapped on my truck.
So the closeness it seems was for naught.
Phone Sex
StandardSome idiot looking for fun.
Whose cell phones minutes were none.
Was feeling aroused.
So his contacts he browsed.
And decided to call 911.
Mountain Munchies
StandardIn Breckenridge, where people ski.
And occasionally hug a tree.
They felt the need.
To legalize Weed.
And hand out Doritos for free.
Smelly Situation
StandardBrad Paisley, who’s known for his class.
Had a brief problem with gas.
At the end of the clip.
He let a fart slip.
Which begs the quote: “This to shall pass.”
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