While disputing the “lock-out” this week.
Peterson raised everyone’s pique.
“The way owners behave.
He feels like a slave.”
That’s why they don’t pay him to speak!
Wise Quacks
StandardAflac’s severely annoyed.
After part of Japan is destroyed.
Their pitchman’s Tweets.
Weren’t very sweet.
And now he will be unemployed.
Half an Apology?
StandardCharlie Sheen sure has some gaul.
Blaming Jon for no message or call.
He acts like a nut.
Who talks out of his butt.
And now he gives out an “apol’?
One & a Half Men
StandardThe time came for poor CBS.
After Sheen’s many rants to the press.
They were finally inspired.
And told him he’s fired.
As a way to go clean up their mess.
One Toke Over the Line
StandardCharlie must spend the day grinning.
He says life is “bitchin’ and winning.”
He claims AA’s absurd.
And his boss is a turd.
But I think that our patience is thinning.
To Plea or Not to Plea
StandardWe’re patiently waiting to see.
If Lindsay’s accepting a plea.
If yes, then there’s jail.
But even with bail.
She shouldn’t ‘Get Out of Jail Free’.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
StandardTravolta is on the front page.
And finally is showing his age.
Noone will care.
He’s losing his hair.
Now someone should call up Nic Cage.
A limerick for my snow bound friends:
StandardThe Midwest is covered in snow.
To empty our driveways we blow.
So Why is it now,
They come through with the plow?
It seems as if somehow they know!
Dads of the Year
StandardMike wrote a letter to Billy.
To praise him for parenting skill-y.
Says the media’s bad.
They are each a great dad.
That notion is patently silly.
Petty c-Rimes
StandardNow Brandi may be the boy’s mom.
But she should be a little more calm.
If LeAnn wants to sing.
It ain’t no big thing.
The woman’s a ticking time-bomb.
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