Happy Birthday to Mindy McCready.
Who’s actions of late have been seedy.
She picked up her son,
And went on the run!
The return trip had better be speedy!
CURB-ing his Creativity!
StandardTo court today goes Tim McGraw.
Who hopes to get help from the law.
He’s got some new tunes,
But CURB says “Too Soon!”
To Tim that was the Final Straw!
Bob Miley
StandardOn Friday, Ms. Cyrus decreed,
She smokes quite a lot of the weed.
Her friends now contest,
It was only in jest.
But I don’t think their ruse will succeed.
Two & a Half “Mill”?
StandardThough it had us all scratching our jaws.
It seems Charlie Sheen has a clause.
He still gets paid.
For every show made.
Regardless who earns the applause.
Last Action Zero
StandardOl’ Arnold’s philandering ways.
Had him humping the people he pays.
The housekeeper hid.
That he fathered her kid.
Most people just offer a raise.
Home A-Lohan
StandardAs Lindsay gets ready to plea.
It’s rather surprising to me.
She steals from boutiques.
And stays home for two weeks!
Again she will get off scot free.
Marriage Terminator
StandardIt’s sad that Arnold and Maria.
Shared their seperation idea.
Before she could pack.
He said, “I’ll be back”
She said “When you do I won’t see ya!”
Tears of Joy
StandardYou must be a fan of John Rich.
When Meatloaf gave his teary pitch.
He said “What the heck,
I’ll write you a check.”
And Star just looked more like a witch!
Haunted House?
StandardThe young Idol kids have been wary.
Of things in their house that are scary.
They think there’s a ghost.
But what scares me the most.
None of them sings well as Carrie.
Money Talk$
StandardLeslie Moonves has found himself stuck.
After Charlie’s been running amuck.
They gave him the sack.
Now they want him back.
Which could leave them in really big trouble. 😉
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