We’re hearing that Angie & Brad,
Who enjoy being Mommy & Dad,
Are thinking that maybe,
It’s time for a baby.
I just hope there’s room in their pad!
Jukebox Jinx
StandardThe Jukebox has me in a bind.
If I don’t want vacation declined.
We need to begin,
To have more people win,
Or the Mrs. will kick my behind.
Harumph-ries
StandardKris Humphries is without a clue.
See he’s mad at the GMA crew.
They interviewed him,
But they asked about Kim.
Did you think that they cared about you?
Lauer Final Hour
StandardToday the rumors are flyin’,
That Matt may be pushed out by Ryan.
I’ve always thought Matt,
Was a big Ass-hat.
So to say that I’m sad would be lyin’.
Leaking Suspicion
StandardLindsay’s new Playboy cover has leaked.
Though it’s early to have it critiqued.
Would you think me bad,
If I told you I had,
Possibly went on and peeked.
The Aviator Ejected
StandardOn an airplane you put up your tray,
And put electronics away.
But Alec said, “No!”
So he had to go.
After causing an hour delay.
Save a Horse… to Ride Home
StandardJohn Rich may be wondering why,
Southwest told him he couldn’t fly.
Drinking’s all right,
If you’re not picking fights.
So instead they just told him “Good Bye”.
FOX-y Awards Show
StandardThe ACA’s are tonight on TV.
And we’ll all be watching to see,
Our favorite stars,
Strap on their guitars,
With Trace Adkins as the emcee!
Giant Disappointment?
StandardIf Rodgers continues to rock,
And Matthews can tackle and block,
They’ll chaulk up a win.
The Cheeseheads will grin.
And on Tuesday we’ll all buy some stock!
No Room for a Groom
StandardWe finally are hearing from Kris,
Who’s marriage to Kim was not bliss.
When the camera lights dimmed,
She didn’t need him.
So now he just wants it dismissed.
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