It bothers me that Taylor Swift,
Has by the Les Mis folks been stiffed.
We’d love to have seen,
Her play Eponine.
Now millions of fans will be miffed.
Hoff’s Getting Hitched
StandardI know you’ll be tempted to scoff,
But the third times the charm for The Hoff!
Hayley said “yes”,
And I wish them success.
Assuming it isn’t called off.
Pants on Fire
StandardIt seems Brandi’s intimate fling,
With Butler did not mean a thing.
She says he’s a wiz.
He don’t know who she is.
I’m betting that that’s gotta sting!
Cher’s Not Dead
StandardI admit that I find myself bitter,
At the endless death hoaxes on Twitter.
Though Cher is not dead,
The rumors have spread.
But it’s a tad soon to Obit her.
Are You My Daddy?
StandardDoes anyone else think it’s sad,
That they’re questioning Khloe’s real dad?
It wasn’t The Juice,
Who Robert cut loose.
So the stylist’s the next name to add.
More Than a Memory
StandardCongrats are in store for Garth Brooks,
Who stood up to the hospital crooks.
He gave half a mill,
They didn’t fulfill,
So he got back the money they took.
Bold Turkey
StandardWhen accepting his first Golden Moose,
Craig Morgan used the excuse,
To thank those who fight,
For what they think’s right.
But the turkey’s don’t like the abuse!
RV & Camping show
StandardToday you can come out and see,
Acres of tents and RV’s.
Stop and Say “Hi”,
And it’s possible I,
Will give you a hat or a tee.
Short Stuff
StandardWell physical time’s come around,
And it seems I’ve put on a few pounds.
But what makes me flinch,
Is shrinking an inch!
Cuz I’m not that high off of the ground!
Cold Hard Truth
StandardWe Northeast Wisconsin folk,
Are ensheathed in Jack Frost’s icy cloak.
Cold fingers and toes,
And frost bitten nose.
It just makes me glad I don’t smoke.
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