According to TMZ.com and People.com, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their newborn daughter North West. That lovely nugget inspired today’s Limerick:
Did you hear about Kanye & Kim.
Whose baby was named on a whim.
They thought it was best.
To call her North West.
Her chances for normalcy: Slim.
For heartburn I must take a pill.
Then I can eat what I will.
But today it was silly,
To get Chicken Chili,
Cuz I’m paying much more than the bill!
Did you hear ’bout the coach up in Maine,
Who was clearly not using his brain?
He posted a pic,
Which featured his (blank).
And strangley, the parents complained. LOL
We learned Whitney Houston had died,
And hoped that the internet lied.
We all feel the sting,
Cuz MAN could she sing!
And now she’ll be mourned world-wide.
For a singer, winning a Grammy,
S’like a ball player hitting a Grand Slammy.
But please take your time,
When onstage you climb.
And be careful you don’t pull a hammy.
I’m taking a moment to grouse,
Because Fox is canceling House.
Now every Monday,
There will be no way,
To avoid hanging out with my spouse. 😉
Daniel Radcliff is very upset,
That no Oscar noms did they get.
But if they counted receipts,
It’s sold enough seats,
To gross more than the national debt!
The NFL and NBC,
Are racing to say “Don’t blame me!”
They would have preferred,
Mia not flip the bird.
And now she’ll be paying the fees!
You have to feel bad for Gisele,
Who’s evening did not end so well.
She says that her beau,
Cannot catch AND throw!
There’s some Packers she also should tell!
Gisele asks her family to pray,
For when Tom and the Patriots play.
It may be a sin,
But I don’t care who wins,
As long as we have a buffet!
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