It seems when it comes to my truck
I don’t have the greatest of luck.
It’s starting to leak.
the brakes like to squeak.
It’s draining me to my last buck.
Two-stepping With the Stars
StandardLast night I realized my worst fear.
When the two-step made its premiere.
It did not go well.
My personal Hell.
And sent Country back 20 years!
Messy
StandardJon’s nasty divorce with Kate.
Brings us whole new levels of hate.
Jon may be a slob.
But he’ll need a job.
Cuz she’s seeking support for the Eight.
Rude dude
StandardLast night I took Kylie to Wicked,
New seats I’d like to have pick-ed,
‘Cause drunk Michael G,
Sitting right behind me,
All show long ’twas my chair that he kick-ed!
Too cold.
StandardToday will be rainy with snow
which we’ll battle the best way we know
Just give me a brat
that’s juicy and hot
The charcoal is starting to glow
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