Day three of my chilly vacation.
I stopped in to see my old station.
They say I look great.
and that I’ve lost some weight.
And handed me an application.
Bored.
StandardVacation in Wrightstown: Day 2.
Seems to leave me with nothing to do.
But my wife is the sort.
Who gives snarky retorts.
So I’ll just keep silent, thank you.
No snow?
StandardVacationing in the Land of Cheese.
Where it’s a mere 42 degrees.
Day after Day.
It’s foggy and grey.
And the leaves are all gone from the trees.
Destruct-O Ty
StandardSo Jesse sent young Intern Ty.
To his office for daquiri supply.
While there by himself.
Ty ripped down a shelf.
And left Jesse’s office a sty.
Woe is Dave
StandardThere was a TV host named Dave.
who’s marriage he’s hoping to save.
If the camera’s were on,
All hope of that’s gone.
He should’ve just learned to behave.
Bye Natalie
StandardOn ABC’s live Dancing show.
Young Natalie got the “heave-ho”.
But I must confess,
She’s so hot in that dress,
That I’m sorry to see her go.
Repo Boobs?
StandardThere was a contestant named Carrie,
Who was asked if gay people should marry.
But who would have guessed.
That they’d take back her breasts.
Cuz her answer they felt was contrary.
No Bromance?
StandardSo Idol told Simon and Ryan.
of the bromance their always implyin’.
No jokes about gays.
While DeGeneres stays.
But I doubt that they’ll be complyin’.
Balloon Boy
StandardI spent yesterday afternoon.
Watching a runaway balloon.
The whole things a sham.
And dad’s in a jam.
For making us feel like buffoons.
Cough, cough
StandardOnce again Chuck calls in sick.
He must think that we’re really thick.
I’m sure that he’s fine.
Not down with the swine.
And mostly just likes to gold-brick.
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