This week’s been incredibly long.
But the weekend is coming on strong.
With my kids and my wife.
It’s a pretty good life.
And I’m happy I can tag along.
Team Taylor
StandardAfter Swift’s 4th CMA.
And plenty of jokes ’bout Kanye.
It’s easy to see.
Why she’s on the marquis.
And nothing can stand in her way.
Veteran’s Day
StandardAs we celebrate Veteran’s Day.
Keep our soldiers in mind when you pray.
If you’re happy to be.
In the Land of the Free.
Then thank those who keep it that way.
Dialing and Smiling
StandardMy eight year old wants her own phone.
But I don’t think she’s far enough grown.
Til she gets her way.
Each night and all day.
She’ll continue to holler and moan.
Sacked again!
StandardThe Pack has a QB named Aaron.
That has Green & Gold fans a-swearin’.
If he’d throw the damn ball.
Not be tempted to stall.
A whole lot less turf he’d be wearin’.
Luau Friday
StandardThough the news today may be weighty.
The tempurature could be near eighty.
To celebrate big.
We roasted a pig.
Which is causing my waist to inflate-y.
2:36AM!
StandardFour minutes before my alarm.
My wife with her kindness and charm.
Hollered out “Scat!”
To scare off the cat.
Yet I did her no bodily harm.
Mountain Munchies
StandardIn Breckenridge, where people ski.
And occasionally hug a tree.
They felt the need.
To legalize Weed.
And hand out Doritos for free.
Smelly Situation
StandardBrad Paisley, who’s known for his class.
Had a brief problem with gas.
At the end of the clip.
He let a fart slip.
Which begs the quote: “This to shall pass.”
Hava nagila?
StandardSince the Gosslein’s dissovled their “I Do”.
It seems like Jon’s stepping in poo.
Away went the cash.
He changed heart in a flash.
And now he decides he’s a Jew?
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