My friend Jesse has cause for concern.
Seems he made an illegal U-turn.
Now he’s headed to court.
Where he’ll likely fall short.
It’s a quite pricey lesson to learn.
SA Rodeo
StandardThe Rodeo’s now in week two.
And the first ten days really flew.
One of today’s perks.
We’ll be hanging with Dierks.
And hopefully sipping a brew.
HR-848
StandardYour congress wants stations to pay.
For every song that they play.
If this bill goes through.
You’ll hear nothing new.
Because radio may go away.
I-dull Loser
StandardI find I can barely disguise.
My delight when the Idol dude cries.
I know it sounds crass.
But his failure to pass.
Can hardly come as a surprise.
Special Delivery
StandardThis morning with sleep in my eyes.
I received a care package surprise.
Don’t know what’s inside.
But it came from my bride.
I just hope it’s not cleaning supplies.
No Ink-ling
StandardLast week I learned something new.
My wife likes the sleeve of tattoos.
Don’t ask me why.
Cuz I’m not that guy.
Perhaps I should go get a few.
Aching feet
StandardSince I reside in the Lone Star State.
I feel I could no longer wait.
It would be well suited.
To be cowboy boot-ed.
Now I just need to learn to walk straight.
He has Cooties!
StandardI’m silently sending a prayer.
The rumors of Swift and John Mayer.
Have no basis in fact.
Or I’ll have to act.
And get disinfectant and spray her.
Dinner Dilemma
StandardWhen cooking last night, right on cue.
The can opener wouldn’t cut through.
I about went berserk.
When the thing didn’t work.
So I had to run out and buy new.
Bikini Boy
StandardSo last night our old Intern Ty.
Became Idol’s most famous guy.
He’s kind of a weenie.
And wore a bikini.
His Hollywood hopes didn’t fly.
*Ty’s a great guy. Check out his FB page at http://tinyurl.com/ybsg889
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