For those who live outside my bubble.
With housing you’ll find I have trouble.
My lease will soon end.
And I’ve yet to extend.
So I have to decide ‘on the double’.
Engaging Dilemma
StandardA guy asks the gal he was hitchin’.
To choose from a ring or a kitchen.
If she chooses one thing.
And it ain’t the ring.
I think that she shouldn’t be b!tchin’.
Hockey upset
StandardLast night was a sight to behold.
The Canadian women took gold.
But there were no tears.
Only stogeys and beers.
Must be all that time in the cold.
You can “Quote” me
StandardAs I sit here reviewing my “notes”.
I find I’m a fan of the “quotes”.
It’s somewhat “cliche”
I should find a new “way”.
Though chances of that are “remote”.
Sugar Rush
StandardSo yesterday I took a break.
And some cookies decided to bake.
While they were still hot.
I ate the whole lot.
Then realized it was a mistake.
Crack-Bore
StandardI guess I should probably be sad.
Lindsay did all the drugs that she had.
But its always the same.
And I think that its lame.
That she puts the blame all on her dad.
Slippery Subject
StandardIt seems about every four years.
That Curling’s the object of jeers.
I don’t care what they say.
It’s great fun to play.
Especially after some beers.
Snow Blows
StandardThis afternoon I head back to C-O.
Where they just got dumped on by snow.
Now maybe I’m old.
Or too soft for the cold.
But a parka may be apropos.
Tire-d Excuse
StandardSo last night my friend Mindy Lou.
Called and told me her tire just blew.
And I’m thinking that stinks.
She was s’posed to buy drinks.
Now I wonder if that’s really true.
No Magic Pill?
StandardMore trouble is brewing for Jill.
Who developed a lose weight fast pill.
But when folks stayed fat.
Her business fell flat.
And the lawyers will sue with great skill.
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