River Run #1

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On Jesse and My River Run.
We’re promising hours of fun.
We’ll grab some ice cubes.
And jump in the tubes.
And float all day long in the sun.

Temper, Temper

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There once was a hothead named Jake.
Whose engagement Vienna did break.
He got rather p!ssed.
And balled up a fist.
Which may be his biggest mistake.

Nowhere to Hide

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A word to celebrities who cheat.
And are forced to deal with their deceit.
The web, cells, and text.
Have your secrecy vexed.
Tough to keep your liasons discreet.

What?

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I’m going to be perfectly frank.
My mind is ‘most perfectly blank.
Finding something to say.
That’s brand new every day.
Is more difficult than you thank.

King George

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San Antonio cannot wait
For the homecoming concert of Strait.
If, when seeking a seat.
You were met with defeat.
You should listen outside at the gate.

Trading Men

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I’ve heard from a very good source.
Sandra’s life is right back on course.
She’s bursting with joy.
From a new baby boy.
And her husband gets served a divorce.

Bugging Out

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Ms. Paula Abdul is a star.
Who often acts rather bizarre.
A photographer fell.
And let go of his cell.
She thought they were bugging her car.

Pain in the Neck

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I’m not normally one to complain.
But today I am writhing in pain.
I crawled out of bed.
And I can’t move my head.
What a bad day to give up cocaine. (j/k)

Deadbeat Dad

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When showing up at Lindsay’s door.
With paps and policemen galore.
It’s really quite sad.
You’re less of a dad.
And more a publicty whore.