As the miners still wait to be found.
One’s problems began to compound.
His wife called his name.
As his girlfriend, the same.
He may want to stay below ground.
Final Discovery
StandardSome loony that didn’t like Kate.
Or show’s where folks procreate.
Hatched a hijacking plot.
Then got himself shot.
And now he’ll be known as “The Late…”
Brad Attitude
StandardSeems Brad Pitt’s a bit short on tact
‘n said something he needs to retract.
Cuz its wrong to imply.
BP Big wigs should die.
I thought that he got paid to act.
One Toke Over the Line
StandardCity Council wants to invoke.
A ban on the freedom to smoke.
Some think it’s unfair.
That the price of clean air.
May find some bar owners broke.
Paarti Pooper
StandardWhile watching Next Food Network Star.
Did no one else find it bizarre.
That through edit and spin.
They MADE Aarti win.
Just how dumb do they think we are.
Given the Boot-y
StandardJ. Lopez and the Idol brass.
Have apparently reached an impasse.
But with seating for three.
The problem may be.
There’d hardly be room for that @ss!
Two and A Half… minutes?
StandardAt Christmas time Ol’ Charlie Sheen.
With his wife was abusive and mean.
Seems to me deserved.
More than just ‘time served’
I feel like he’s getting off clean.
Time to Kill
StandardSo this weekend I seem to be free.
With no place that I have to be.
Course I’ve no place to go.
And I’m tight with my dough.
Plus I don’t like hanging with me.
Stand-up Guy
StandardMy girls come in less than a week.
So excited I can barely speak.
My place is so bare.
With only one chair.
I think I may be “up a creek”.
Safety First!
StandardI may be the joke of the town.
But my life jacket will be around.
Because I can’t swim.
Though the chances are slim.
And Jesse would just let me drown.
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