The country is covered in snow.
As everyone’s “statuses” show.
Folks like to share.
But do we really care.
What the weather is like in Far-go?
Third Time a Charm?
StandardSo Charlie Sheen pulls a hat trick.
With the “rehab and get better” shtick.
Says “I show up for work”
“And these are the perks”
I somehow don’t think it’ll stick.
Fateful Trip
StandardToday it marks twenty-five years.
Since our nation united in tears.
Seven astronauts died.
On the Challenger ride.
In search of the final frontier.
Re Imag-Ed
StandardBecause the world thinks he’s a ‘sleaze’.
And treats him like he has disease.
Ed’s hired a dude.
To change how he’s viewed.
And profit from his expertise.
Stitch in Time
StandardOn Monday a surgical team.
Gave cause for the groupies to scream.
They looked at Brett’s chart.
Fixed the “Hole In His Heart“.
Which I thought was a song by Extreme.
Grammer Lesson
StandardIn order to wed his new chick.
Kelsey wants his divorce over quick.
His ex understands.
She’s made her demands.
And he’s hoping that that does the trick!
And a bonus Jay Cutler haiku:
Ow-ee on his knee
In “Play Hard or Go Home” game
True colors were shown
Can’t ‘Bear’ It
StandardMy friends we must all say our prayers.
For the people who root for Da Bears.
They like to talk smack.
To fans of The Pack.
And don’t have much “wattage” upstairs.
Primal Scream
StandardSo Idol unleashed their new theme.
And singers are chasing their dream.
When it comes to Judge Steve.
Just one minor pet peeve.
I’ve grown tired of hearing him scream.
Exit, Stage Left
StandardLast week I’d have called you a Liar.
If you told me that Reege would retire.
I have to admit.
It’s better to quit.
Then hang around til you expire.
Rolling Solo
StandardSo last night the Mrs. declined.
When I asked her if she’d be so kind.
To come spend the night.
And go out for a bite.
I wonder what SHE had in mind.
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