This morning I may have been wrong.
When I said I could learn a new song.
Now to my shame.
He picked “Jesse James”
Repercussions will prob’ly be long.
Mouse Grouse
StandardMy heart breaks for poor Billy Ray.
Who says Disney led Miley astray.
Claims he’s the ‘Fall Guy’.
While his daughter gets high.
But who gladly accepted the pay?
Weigh To Go
StandardIt started when Simpson’s new beau.
Said “Lose weight or I’ll have to go.”
This dude is a knob.
Who ain’t got a job.
I think he’s just after her dough.
To My Wife
StandardToday it is Valentine’s Day.
The day that I take time to say.
To the woman I love.
That she’s all I think of.
And hope she won’t trade me away. 🙂
Idol Chatter
StandardThough some people may find it cruel.
On Idol, when Nick lost his cool.
His girlfriend got through.
But they said “Not You.”
And he pouted and looked like a tool.
Ratings ‘High’
StandardSince the troubles emerged for Charles Sheen.
The ratings are highest they’ve seen.
If more watch show,
With hookers & blow.
The incentive’s not there to get clean!
Help “Not” Wanted
StandardLindsay’s had quite a rough week.
Caught on video by the boutique.
And now with the theft.
There isn’t much left.
That makes her performance unique.
Lucky 13 -World Championships!
StandardNews of Pack triumph has spread.
By fans that wear Cheese on their head.
And in Pittsburgh, PA
They’ve got nothing to say.
And they’re probably all still in bed!
Swell ‘Guy’
StandardAt the Rodeo who did I spy?
But Food Network superstar Guy!
I shuffled up quick.
He posed for a pic.
And I went off to have a man-cry. 🙂
Deep in the Frost of Texas
StandardIn S.A. they’re calling for snow.
As we kick off the big rodeo.
Is the weatherman right?
Tomorrow just might,
Find them all eating some crow!
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