As the miners still wait to be found.
One’s problems began to compound.
His wife called his name.
As his girlfriend, the same.
He may want to stay below ground.
News
Final Discovery
StandardSome loony that didn’t like Kate.
Or show’s where folks procreate.
Hatched a hijacking plot.
Then got himself shot.
And now he’ll be known as “The Late…”
Brad Attitude
StandardSeems Brad Pitt’s a bit short on tact
‘n said something he needs to retract.
Cuz its wrong to imply.
BP Big wigs should die.
I thought that he got paid to act.
One Toke Over the Line
StandardCity Council wants to invoke.
A ban on the freedom to smoke.
Some think it’s unfair.
That the price of clean air.
May find some bar owners broke.
2 1/2 years til Change!
StandardThere once was a pres named Barack.
Who’s message of Hope is a crock.
He thinks he’s a hero.
By tacking on zero’s.
And putting our country in hock.
No Magic Pill?
StandardMore trouble is brewing for Jill.
Who developed a lose weight fast pill.
But when folks stayed fat.
Her business fell flat.
And the lawyers will sue with great skill.
HR-848
StandardYour congress wants stations to pay.
For every song that they play.
If this bill goes through.
You’ll hear nothing new.
Because radio may go away.
Fire Up the Grill
StandardWe rely on Punxsutawney Phil.
And his prognosticating skill.
But if he is so bold.
As to order more cold.
He’ll be bar-be-qued on my grill.
Taking a Mulligan
StandardWood’s life has hit a new low.
So he wants to go on Oprah’s show.
If your life’s a disgrace.
There’s no better place.
When it comes to the eating of crow.
Tee’d Off
StandardWhen Tiger confessed to his honey.
He’s been humping around like a bunny.
She chased him outside.
And smashed up his ride.
And now she’ll get half of his money.
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