Tracy McGrady, former NBA All-Star, threw his first career strike-out, and walked away from the game.
In channeling George Costanza.
In leaving while raising his hands-a.
Tracy threw a No-Hit.
Then decided to quit.
‘Fore the fans have left from the stands-a.
The George Costanza moment I referenced can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YaaZZN9VYs
The NFL and NBC,
Are racing to say “Don’t blame me!”
They would have preferred,
Mia not flip the bird.
And now she’ll be paying the fees!
You have to feel bad for Gisele,
Who’s evening did not end so well.
She says that her beau,
Cannot catch AND throw!
There’s some Packers she also should tell!
Gisele asks her family to pray,
For when Tom and the Patriots play.
It may be a sin,
But I don’t care who wins,
As long as we have a buffet!
From our Perfect 16 and 0 prayers,
We’re uttering cusses and swears.
They’ve ended the streak,
But it’s still a good week.
As long as we pummel The Bears!
If Rodgers continues to rock,
And Matthews can tackle and block,
They’ll chaulk up a win.
The Cheeseheads will grin.
And on Tuesday we’ll all buy some stock!
While disputing the “lock-out” this week.
Peterson raised everyone’s pique.
“The way owners behave.
He feels like a slave.”
That’s why they don’t pay him to speak!
News of Pack triumph has spread.
By fans that wear Cheese on their head.
And in Pittsburgh, PA
They’ve got nothing to say.
And they’re probably all still in bed!
In order to wed his new chick.
Kelsey wants his divorce over quick.
His ex understands.
She’s made her demands.
And he’s hoping that that does the trick!
And a bonus Jay Cutler haiku:
Ow-ee on his knee
In “Play Hard or Go Home” game
True colors were shown
My friends we must all say our prayers.
For the people who root for Da Bears.
They like to talk smack.
To fans of The Pack.
And don’t have much “wattage” upstairs.
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