We learned Whitney Houston had died,
And hoped that the internet lied.
We all feel the sting,
Cuz MAN could she sing!
And now she’ll be mourned world-wide.
Music
Grammys
StandardFor a singer, winning a Grammy,
S’like a ball player hitting a Grand Slammy.
But please take your time,
When onstage you climb.
And be careful you don’t pull a hammy.
Tres Miserables
StandardIt bothers me that Taylor Swift,
Has by the Les Mis folks been stiffed.
We’d love to have seen,
Her play Eponine.
Now millions of fans will be miffed.
More Than a Memory
StandardCongrats are in store for Garth Brooks,
Who stood up to the hospital crooks.
He gave half a mill,
They didn’t fulfill,
So he got back the money they took.
Bold Turkey
StandardWhen accepting his first Golden Moose,
Craig Morgan used the excuse,
To thank those who fight,
For what they think’s right.
But the turkey’s don’t like the abuse!
Save a Horse… to Ride Home
StandardJohn Rich may be wondering why,
Southwest told him he couldn’t fly.
Drinking’s all right,
If you’re not picking fights.
So instead they just told him “Good Bye”.
FOX-y Awards Show
StandardThe ACA’s are tonight on TV.
And we’ll all be watching to see,
Our favorite stars,
Strap on their guitars,
With Trace Adkins as the emcee!
10,000 Policemen?
StandardHappy Birthday to Mindy McCready.
Who’s actions of late have been seedy.
She picked up her son,
And went on the run!
The return trip had better be speedy!
CURB-ing his Creativity!
StandardTo court today goes Tim McGraw.
Who hopes to get help from the law.
He’s got some new tunes,
But CURB says “Too Soon!”
To Tim that was the Final Straw!
King George
StandardSan Antonio cannot wait
For the homecoming concert of Strait.
If, when seeking a seat.
You were met with defeat.
You should listen outside at the gate.
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